Posts Tagged ‘excuses’

This last year has been a mess. Everything that can go wrong, has gone completely wrong! I have had broken bones, ripped muscles and testicle issues which I am not going to go into detail about!  All of these issues, and many more that I just don’t have time to list right now, have kept me from being on the internet much at all. This includes preventing me from writing in this blog.

I know what you’re thinking…Since I am posting now does that mean everything is smooth sailing and i can go back to blog writing? Well, the answer is no…I’m still recovering from the testicle incident. That being said, I am able to move around a bit better, so I am hoping I will be able to get on here a bit more often and do some writing.

So, you’ll be hearing more from me, assuming something truly terrible doesn’t happen..Knock on wood!


Im baaaaaaack!

Posted: October 19, 2007 in All about ME!, Gaming, MMORPGs
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first, I want to state that I am very sorry for the lack of updates these last few days. I could tell you how a large glowing portal opened up in my living room, and how a cyborg stepped out with a laser pointer for an eye and approached me and told me that the future was in danger. That temporal rifts were appearing across the world, and that these rift threatened to not only destroy the future, but rip apart the space-time continum and destroy the fabric of time as well, therefor causing time to cease existing or ever to have existed to begin with. All life that is, ever will be or ever has been would be wiped from existance.

Then I could finish up by saying how this cyborg needed me to travel back with him, because my spectral aura is the only frequency that can saftly travel through the rifts without imploding, and they need me to travel those rifts and stop them from spreading and save all of existance…and then I went, fought a giant alien bug who claimed to be the creator of all, times and all universes and all dimensions…and that he was bored of his creation and was tearing it down..kinda like kids do with sand castles…But i defeated him and saved life as we know it, and got awarded the title of “Rift walker”.

I could tell you all that…but that would be a lie. Fact of the matter is, I have been playing Guild Wars.