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Happy new year! 2012 has finally come, which means absolutely nothing really! I’m not sure why people make a big day out of it to be honest. I mean, the only significant aspect of the “Holiday” is switching out calendars, and trying to remember the new date when signing checks. Other than that, there’s absolutely nothing special about the day.

Well, except this year of course. Since, apparently, this is the final year mankind will exist! It’s the end of the world, and we’re all going to die, and this time, it’s true! All the other doomsdays? Those were just practice runs! Clearly, this is it ladies and gentleman! Why? It was predicted, that’s why!

I of course am being sarcastic. I do not think the world will end. Not this year anyway.

However, many people will tell you that it is. Of course, there is a good chance these people could be paranoid, and/or crazy.

Remember, this isn’t the first time people have cried doomsday. In fact, it just recently happened with the Rapture. It seems like it happens every year as a matter of fact. Most famously with the Y2K scare.

Anyway, the whole point of this post was to wish you a happy new year, if you celebrate it. So, Happy new year!

The new season of Walking Dead started back a few weeks ago on AMC. So far, I am not disappointed, however I am really hoping it lasts more than six episodes, but I have a feeling each season will be six episodes. Now, normally I wouldn’t complain about a six episode season, but six episodes just isn’t enough to hold me over for a full year, and I am sure I am not the only one. To be honest, I almost forgot about the show.

However, in the end, I am going to enjoy whatever AMC decides to give me. Six episodes or more. Although I am totally going to hope for more. Just sayin’.

I do admit though, this Zombie craze is getting out of hand though. Don’t get me wrong, I fucking love zombies! I was loving Zombies long before it was cool to love them! However, there can be too much of a good thing. So, how do I know Zombie Love has reached that stage of “Too much of a good thing”? Well, my first clue was when Zombies started turning up in Call of Duty Games, and then when more zombie games than I could count started appearing on shelves. Most recently when comics started having The Crew of the Enterprise battle hordes of the undead.

However, what really made me shake my head and say “Enough is enough!” is when a local furniture store had a commercial featuring Zombies, who apparently were really sleepy after a hard day of brain sucking, and needed to buy some beds…I think.

So, bottom line, keep the zombie stuff flowing, I love it! However, slow it down a little.

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Happy Easter my Interwebs friends! Today of course is the day where the giant man-sized rabbit puts on his bow, goes out to his chicken coop to collect his magical Technicolor eggs, and then runs around the world hiding them in the yards of perfect strangers! Don’t over think it! It’s not supposed to make sense!

Anyway, here’s a little comic strip to help celebrate everyones favorite pastel holiday. No, not National 80’s Day! Easter!

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Before Tim became the drunken Video Game Junkie that he is today, he was a typical student.

Ok, well he WAS a student, which is proven by his yearbook photo!

Remember, the internet is a crazy place, and people can claim to be anything they want. If they want you to believe something, they will weave out lie after lie. That hot blonde chick you met while surfing the interwebs? Could be some big hairy sweaty dude named Bruno. The Sweet, funny innocent women you met online? Could be a compulsive liar who lies about any and everything.

So, be careful out there people! Watch out for lies, and stay away from assholes.

Hope you enjoyed this cautionary tale provided in comic strip form and shaid Rant-o-vision.

[Comic Strip]It’s nearly New years! Just a few more hours to go! Hopefully you have all made your Resolutions for next year! I know i have! 😀 

New Years Resolutions are very important don’t you know?

[Comic Strip]Have a happy Hanukkah, Christmas, Kwanzaa, Festivus, Winter Solstice and/or whatever other similar holidays I might have left out. Happy Holidays. From Shaide, to you! Why? Because I appreciate you! 😀

Actually, that’s a lie, depending on who you ARE I might appreciate you, other times I might not. I have no way of really saying that without knowing who’s reading at any given time. However no matter who you are, I want the best for you, because nobody deserves any level of ickiness.

Except spider. They deserve ickiness, cause that’s what they are! ickiness embodied!