Bad Speedy McVroomvroom!

Posted: August 5, 2011 in General
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You know, just because it’s 3 in the morning, and you think nobody is probably out walking or driving about, does not give you the right to zipping down residential streets as fast as your little souped up rocket-car can go!

Why bother? Seriously, what’s the point? It’s fucking three in the morning! Everyplace is closed, and if you were supposed to meet someone somewhere, yer probably already fucking late! So, go the speed limit! Be nice to the people who live in the area, and be nice to your car!

I’m not kidding either, those speedy’s piss me off to no end. Almost makes me want to dawn a latex suit and mask, and call myself the Scarlet Speedbump, then devote my life to fighting speed-limit injustices.

As Junior Brown once sung, “If you want to race, then get on a racetrack!”


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