It’s the actual name!

Posted: May 19, 2010 in General
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I decided to go to the store today to pick up some essential items. Essential items being things like Milk, Bread, Chocolate and snack cakes of course. So, when I went to the store, I noticed a bakery truck doing some deliveries to one of our local smaller grocery stores. Which isn’t odd at all, since stores obviously get their bread delivered to them, right? It’s not like they grow them on a bread tree, although you have to admit, that would be really spiffy if they could do that.

Anyway, the odd part of it was the name of the bakery that was delivering the bread. However, instead of just telling you I will show you.

[Bimbo: when you absolutely need a sandwich]

Now, some of you, or all of you, may already know about this bakery, however I had never heard of them, and with that kind of name, one would think I would have heard of it sometime before now.

Anyway, as you can see the bakery is called Bimbo. The name in its self is amusing, however what’s even more amusing is the fact that the mascot is a cute fluffy white bear! What does that have to do with the fine art of Bimboing?! absolutely nothing I tell you! What they should have went with was a smexy looking brunette baker chick with large breasts! This way, they could give their mascot a catchy little mascotish name that would stick in peoples minds. Something like “Bimbo, the Buxom Brunette Baker”! It’s catchy, it’s a name you remember, and hearing it makes you want a slice of bread, plus the jokes you could make about sandwiches alone would be worth it!

  1. Kira says:

    I am not sure what is sadder, the fact that a bakery is named Bimbo, or the fact that they had to add the letters USA to the end of the word for their website (presumably because other words beginning with bimbo were already taken….like hmmmm…. I dunno, bimbobakery, maybe?), therefore making the entire USA seem to be full of bimbos! And by the way, it is a scientifically proven fact that all bimbos are blonde. I am pretty sure that is why they used a bear rather than a brunette. Just saying……..

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