Blood mystery

Posted: May 5, 2010 in All about ME!
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So, I hopped into the shower, washed  myself down, and if it wasn’t for the fact that I had terrible gas, I am betting I would have smelled quite lovely! However, the reason for the shower wasn’t really to smell like roses. It was mainly to cool myself off somewhat.

However, the reason I took a shower isn’t even the reason of the post! The reason for the post is what happened after I climbed out of the shower and began drying myself off. I began to dry off my legs, and then i noticed a little blood splatter on the side of my calf. It was faint, true and watered down, but it was still blood, and watered down blood would be expected considering that I was in the shower.

Now, I am not a doctor or anything, although I do know that blood splattering shouldn’t be appearing on my leg. So I began inspecting my body for a cut or a scrape or something that would create blood. However, after several minutes of searching and not finding anything I gave up and began getting dressed, because I don’t like lounging around the house naked. At least not on weekdays.

So, I get my boxers on, then I start to put my feet into my pants, one leg at a time, because I put my pants on just like everyone else. I know right? Surprising! Anyway, as I was tugging up my britches I noticed yet another blood splattering on my leg. The same exact spot where the previous one was. This time however the blood splattering was a bright crimson, because it wasn’t watered down with shower water.

So, Iam not exactly sure where the blood was coming from. I detected no cuts, no marks of anything. The only thing I can think of, is that it’s dripping from my pores and that sounds really fucking weird! So, I don’t know if I should see a doctor. Probably not.

I did however do a GOOGLE search to see if I could find anything, because usually Google knows all. Unfortunately Google didn’t find the answer I was looking for. It did however find some song lyrics as well as 3 and a half-dozen porn sites.

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