What in the name of all thats holy?!?

Posted: April 3, 2010 in Poetry, WWW and beyond!
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Peanut butter jelly with a baseball bat!What the hell is up with THIS?! It’s got to be one of the nastiest things I have ever heard of. Peanut butter and cheese sandwich?? That’s even worse than Peanut butter and banana sandwiches! Seriously, has anyone had the balls to actually make this and eat it? Is it as truly disgusting as it sounds?

Anyway, if you got the balls and want to give it a try, now you got the recipe to make this abomination of a sandwich! So, by all means give it a go! I however will just stick with jelly instead of cheese.

On the other hand, peanut butter and cheese has inspired me, and gotten my creative juices flowing, and now I feel the need to write a small little song!

The peanut butter and cheese song

Please! Oh please, Oh please!
I’m down on my knees!!
Please!
Don’t feed me anymore peanut butter and cheese!

I got stung by a swarm of bees!
My dog got eaten by a pack of wild fleas!
But nothings worse than peanut butter and cheese!

Ah geeze!!
It’s peanut butter and cheese!

Thank ya! Thank ya very much!

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Comments
  1. Kira Paderborn says:

    OMG, you clearly are lacking in your abilities to determine delicacies from crap. Though, I have to admit that I never eat peanut butter with cheese……not unless it has jelly too! Yum, I highly advise anyone reading this to try it! You need a slice of white bread. Smear it with peanut butter, then jelly, then add your slice of white American cheese…and voila! Ala peanut butter sandwiches! Enjoy with a glass of icy cold milk! It is scrumdilyisious!

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