Just one of them people

Posted: January 25, 2010 in All about ME!
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Sometimes I wish I was one of those people who could pick up on subtle clues, but I’m not. I have problems telling when someone is flirting with me and/or attracted to me, I have problems telling when people are pissed off at me. I hate that. A lot of people don’t have that problem. Someone comes up to them and goes “Hey! How YOU doin'” and they know the persons into them and hitting on them. Me however? I would probably respond with something like “Oh, I’m good! Thanks for asking! How about you? What’s new in your neck of the woods?”.

It makes me look like a dumbass. Not that I don’t NORMALLY look like a dumbass, but it makes me seem like even more of a dumbass. Trust me, i’m not just looking for an excuse to type the word dumbass either.

The same thing happens when people are pissed at me, Especially women. Women like to leave little clues, so that you can deduce that they are pissed at you. It’s not like those old black and white comedy movies, where the woman will run out and smack the guy with a rolling pin. Nope! Not at all, now it’s more scientific. They leave a little trail for you to follow. A trail that will lead you to the conclusion that they are pissed off. The next step is to figure out why.

Why couldn’t people who hate you just go “You are such a dumbass! I spit on your grave!” and people who are all into you should be like “Hey, let’s screw!” Then the world would be less confusing. At least for me. I’m probably one of the few people who have similar issues huh?

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Comments
  1. Kira Paderborn says:

    We are in the same boat. We are the same but different. 😀 ❤

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