Drunken Patrons – The Beer Song (The Bard’s Tale – Video Game)

Posted: January 22, 2010 in Gaming, Lyrics
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Beer, Beer, Beer, tiddly beer, beer, beer

A long time ago way back in history
When all there was to drink, was nothing but cups of tea.
Along came a man by the name of Charlie Mopps,
And he invented a wonderful drink and he made it out of hops.

Hey!

He must have been an admiral, a sultan, or a king.
And to his praises we shall always sing.
Look at what he’s done for us, he’s filled us up with cheer.
Lord Bless Charlie Mopps the man who invented
Beer, Beer, Beer, tiddly beer, beer, beer

The Drunken Rat, the Aiken Drum, the Trowles Pub as well,
One thing you can be sure of, it’s Charlies’ beer they sell
So all ye lads and lasses at eleven o’clock ye stop.
For five short seconds, remember Charlie Mopps.

One,
Two,
Three,
Four,
Five…

Hey!

He must have been an admiral, a sultan, or a king.
And to his praises we shall always sing.
Look at what he’s done for us, he’s filled us up with cheer.
Lord Bless Charlie Mopps the man who invented
Beer, Beer, Beer, tiddly beer, beer, beer

A barrel of malt, a bushel of hops, you stir it around with a stick.
The kind of lubrication to make your engines tick.
forty pints of wallop a day will keep away the quacks.
Its only eight pence hapenny, and one and six in tax.

One,
Two,
Three,
Four,
Five…

Hey!

He must have been an admiral, a sultan, or a king.
And to his praises we shall always sing.
Look at what he’s done for us, he’s filled us up with cheer.
Lord Bless Charlie Mopps the man who invented
Beer, Beer, Beer, tiddly beer, beer, beer, tiddly beer, beer, beer.

The Lord bless Charlie Mopps.

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Comments
  1. psychicmedium123 says:

    Best ever video game for Drunken. I likes that.

    http://www.psychic-medium-readings.co.uk

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