Best Video Game quotes of all time!

Posted: January 17, 2010 in Gaming
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I love video games! In many ways, they are a lot like movies and books. They are very story driven, well the good ones are anyway! Just like any good story, Video Games are also full of quotes! Some fantastic, others not so much! Some are great for stupid reasons. Anyway, I decided to share with you a little list I wrote up called:

[Best Video Game quotes EVER!]

10) You exist because we allow it, and you will die because we demand it. – Sovereign(Mass Efect)
The game is full of good quotes and quips, but really, that is the most bad ass line in video game HISTORY!

09) People say to me, “Fernando, are you bilingual?” and I say, “I try anything once.” – Fernando Martinez(Grand Theft Auto: Vice City)
Not one of the most thought of quotes when someone mentions Vice City, but in my opinion, it’s one of the best.

08) Thank you, Mario! But our Princess is in another castle! – Toad(Super Mario Bros.)
This is a classic line, from a classic game. When you say “Video Game Quotes” This is one of the two most commonly thought of quotes. It’s even known by non-gamers! That’s how cool it is!

07) Despite the Bard’s warm and shining personality, people continued to run from him like the plague. Perhaps he would one day learn that in order to keep friends near, a man such as himself needed to keep them tied up. – Narator(Bard’s Tale)
The quotes in this game are all great and funny, If I didn’t force myself to only put 1 quote from a game, this list most likely would just be full of bard’s tale quotes. This is one of the funniest.

06) What the hell kinda name is “Soap” eh? How’d a muppet like you pass Selection? – Captain Price(Call fo Duty 4: Modern Warfare)
Not sure why, but this line makes me bust up every time.

05) Let’s get on with it then, I’ve got a quest to do in 15 minutes. – Male Dwarf character(World of Warcraft)
I will admit, that WoW has some pretty lame quotes. The best lines can be heard by typing the /flirt command. This is one of them from the dwarves.

04) Fisher, because of what you’ve done, we’re going to set the world on fire. – Emile Dufraisne(Splinter Cell: Double Agent)
For the longest time, this quote has stuck in my head. It’s not so much WHAT he says, but HOW he says it.

03) I Feel Asleep!! – Guard(Metal Gear)
Yes, the spelling is correct! It should be obvious why I listed it!

Come on, doesn’t that line just make you bust up laughing? Ninjas kidnapping the president? Good thing the government knows to seek out Bad Dudes for this mission. Also, No the Caps weren’t stuck, that’s how it was in the game.

01) All your base are belong to us! – Cats(Zero Wing)
Remember when I said the mario quote was one of two quotes people think of when they hear “Video Game Quotes”? Well, this is the other one. You gotta love broken english!

  1. Chris Lewis says:

    hey man, did you play bioshock. If so, would you kindly list “would you kindly?” as number 1. If you played the game you’ll know this makes sense. If you haven’t please look into it whatever way you can they used a video game device/theme against conventional wisdom to make this quote what it is.

  2. Daniel says:

    When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons! What the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!

    -Cave Johnson. Portal

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