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A Haiku

Posted: April 15, 2010 in Poetry
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Banannas are good. Peanut Butter is good too. But not together.

What the hell is up with THIS?! It’s got to be one of the nastiest things I have ever heard of. Peanut butter and cheese sandwich?? That’s even worse than Peanut butter and banana sandwiches! Seriously, has anyone had the balls to actually make this and eat it? Is it as truly disgusting as it sounds? [...]

I felt that the world was too full of those mushy love type poems that exist all over the place, and to be honest I wasn’t in a very loving mood! So, I wrote a short and quirky Anti-Love poem called “I hate you”. There’s something you must know, and know what I say is true. [...]

We all love it! In fact, I once hear that Odin breast fed his own baby Thor Nachos! So, I think we should offer Nachos a little tribute..mine will be in the form of a Limerick.. Ahem! There was a man who was all Macho, who would eat nacho after nacho. People started to look and [...]