Archive for the ‘General’ Category

Tomorrow is Independence day here in America. It’s a day of hope, freedom, unity or something like that! I don’t know, I’m pretty sure it’s supposed to have some kind of deep meaning. To me, it’s always just meant watching fireworks blow up in the sky. That’s pretty much it! To be honest, I’m not much [...]

Here’s a fun little factoid that I found out from the lovely Karen! Only Mammals get rabies. Lizards don’t get it. Neither of course do birds or fish. Meaning of course, since lizards don’t get rabies, that you don’t have to worry too much about being attacked by Godzilla. I mean, if he bites your [...]

There is a Leash Law…

Posted: June 19, 2010 in General
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California has very strict leash laws. They are there, not just for the protection of people to keep them from being mauled by someones loveable poodle, but also there for the protection of your dog! Nobody wants to see a cute innocent pooch get hit by a truck! I think everyone should keep their dogs [...]

It’s an old saying…

Posted: June 12, 2010 in General
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There’s an old saying that dates back to a long time ago, that saying is a classic and often times used even today, mainly by ugly people of course. You know, people kind of like me. That saying is “Looks aren’t everything”, and it’s true! Looks aren’t everything, but they sure as hell don’t hurt! [...]

Jones is a soda company that has made some of the best and worst soda flavors in the history of soda flavors! Green Apple ranking right at the top of their best soda flavors! They also have been known to release some limited edition holiday flavors. Such as their Broccoli Casserole, Smoked Salmon Paté , [...]

It’s the actual name!

Posted: May 19, 2010 in General
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I decided to go to the store today to pick up some essential items. Essential items being things like Milk, Bread, Chocolate and snack cakes of course. So, when I went to the store, I noticed a bakery truck doing some deliveries to one of our local smaller grocery stores. Which isn’t odd at all, [...]

Knock-Knock. Who’s there? Cosgo. Cosgo who? Nooooo, Cows go moo!

It has recently come to my attention, that some people (Whose names shall not be mentioned) may read my blog, notice I have posted the lyrics to a song, and assume that since this is for the most part a personal blog, that the lyrics I post are somehow connected to me and my life [...]

Happy 2010!

Posted: January 1, 2010 in General
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Happy New year everyone! Hope everyones 2010 was better than their 2009, and remember! Today marks the day that everyone starts trying to break those pesky resolutions! Good luck!

Riddle me this..

Posted: December 24, 2009 in General
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Q: What do you get when you cross a leprechaun with the Riddler? A: Apparently a pimp! Seriously, doesn’t that pimp outfit look like someone grabbed a leprechaun and just threw it in a blender along with the riddler from batman fame? It’s odd, because I never thought I could possibly make fun of a [...]